Steven the lamb escaped from his paddock... 

Kinja'd!!! "JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t" (jawzx2)
05/23/2018 at 21:06 • Filed to: Sheeplopnik

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So of course we brought him in to watch TV on the couch with us.

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See, I am cute lamb.

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Checkin’ his Facebook...

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Cud belch. Ew.

Sadly, he is relaxed and comfortable and chewing his cud... Cud belches are super disgusting.


DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! Kiltedpadre > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
05/23/2018 at 21:22

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Steven the Lamb needs his own Facebook. I’d bechis friend, and it might actually get me to check it.


Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
05/23/2018 at 21:30

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Why did I read that as Stephen Paddock.... I need to go to bed I’m dead tired


Kinja'd!!! Cloverworks > Kiltedpadre
05/23/2018 at 22:30

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(this is Ms. Jawzxx)
I’d do it if Zuckerberg weren’t telling me about all of the fake accounts he is shutting down all of the time. They might suss out that a 3 month old lamb can’t legally agree to the TOS. We would also have a lot of pictures of him baa-ing piteously because he wants milk and he’s been cut off.


Kinja'd!!! Cloverworks > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
05/23/2018 at 22:32

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He’s named after Steven Universe. We were at the mercy of our visiting friends. You teach the broken sheep to walk, you are granted naming rights.


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
05/23/2018 at 22:37

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The lamb is obviously cute but I also really have a thing for arched doorways. So thank you.


Kinja'd!!! Kiltedpadre > Cloverworks
05/23/2018 at 22:44

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Hmm, it looks like the sheep could actually have a page as opposed to a profile. Downside is it can’t be made private.

Apparently, Facebook created a category there for pets simply because the robot that is the CEO wanted a separate way to share pictures of his puppy without violating the TOS.

I may try baa-big the next time my wife’s told me I’ve had enough to drink.


Kinja'd!!! Cloverworks > Kiltedpadre
05/23/2018 at 22:48

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I should start a page for him, specifically (there is a farm page that is the same as my username)- he is in the cuteness business and in the meat business both.


Kinja'd!!! LOREM IPSUM > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
05/23/2018 at 23:16

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From what I can see, I love your house.


Kinja'd!!! Nom De Plume > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
05/23/2018 at 23:20

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These lamb posts are great. Baby farm animals in the house are always good for humorous interactions.


Kinja'd!!! JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > LOREM IPSUM
05/23/2018 at 23:28

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We lucked our big time. It was a foreclosure, and we were in a position to buy in cash at just at the right time. It’s way nicer than we ever thought we’d be able to afford.